I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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