So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I love having hate sex.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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