Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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