just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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