Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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