i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
