Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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