this beer tastes like vomit already
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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