I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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