I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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