Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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