i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
His nipple licking is glorious
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