You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
you win again, gameday.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
We just shotgunned beers for America
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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