Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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