Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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