I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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