Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Randomize
