check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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