I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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