Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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