You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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