If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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