FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i dont even know how to be here
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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