does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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