theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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