Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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