...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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