Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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