What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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