white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Randomize
