So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
