dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
