My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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