Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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