Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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