I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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