I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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