it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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