found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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