I CAN MOONWALK!
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
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