yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Barsexuality is the new black.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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