So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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