just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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