She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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