white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
