This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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