So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Randomize
