let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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