haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Randomize
