a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
My feet surprised me
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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